The Blue Fox Alley

Straight to the point I will on this. Singapore anime merchandise shop, Kare Kano No Mise, is holding a special event which will require you to take sides. No, this is not Guild Wars Factions.

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I say ‘ho!’ to you fellow sojourners of the Blue Fox Alley and I claim your attention!

In your eyes, I see a thirst in you. A thirst that cannot be satisfied with your silly groping of women. A thirst that grows while you drown yourself with ale. So perk your ears and listen up! Wake your mate with your best punch! Because when my eloquent P-Meister and I have a lyrical tingle to share with you all, it is something that no man ought to miss.

So what do you think defines a great tale? Is it a great struggle between the forces of light and darkness? An elegy of the clash of two great kingdoms and a forbidden love caught in the midst of it? Here at the Blue Fox Alley, we shall unravel the secret of creating the greatest fantasy story evar!

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Most otakus will always reject the notion of being called an Otaku, I guess if you count games as an otaku hobby, I might admit to be one. Based how you answer simple questions like ‘how’s your weekend?’ or ‘how are you.’ For the past 2-3 months, the GREAT P-Meister has been indulging in a particular game, called Guild Wars. I have been playing it since late 2005 but it was more of a social thing until this year’s feb. One day, a friend, nicknamed Chicken, texted me on msn.

My Conversation

Chicken: Hey, how’s life?

P-Meister: Wonderful, I got my third destroyer weapon today!

Chicken: WTF is a destroyer weapon?

P-Meister: Uh… nvm.

Chicken: Oh no, I got to go cook myself, tata!

I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP, THIS CONVO REALLY HAPPENED!!! Lucky for me, I’ve known him for quite a long time and he knows I’m quite an indulgent in games and anime.

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Probably one of the best gattai scenes for me

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HEY HEY COME ON!! uh… ITS DILDO TIME ONCE AGAIN! Recently, the P-Meister went to seek resources for greater enlightenment. Suddenly, he came across an article written by yomas, a complete LIE that ANIME IS BAD AND VIOLENT!!! This is how the story begins:

One day, Otakumon-Male meets Otakumon-Female. They are put in a ‘daycare’ and then they produce an Otakkid! Well, as the kid ages, like about 10, they are exposed to Anime(not hentai genres of course)! Anyway, violence from these animes disturbed his parents who were exposed to anime at quite a late age, lets say 16. The P-Meister is here to tell everyone not to worry and the benefits of anime to the common man! Clare and I will now clear the yomas of this world.

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